The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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