well most of my day revolves around power hour
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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