Come see our sink grown plant.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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