so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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