I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
What a dumb baby whore.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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