Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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