thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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