I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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