38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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