I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
