I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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