well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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