You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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