Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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