Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Randomize
