Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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