in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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