if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
God, I missed his penis.
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