Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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