well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
