North Korea, Best Korea!
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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