I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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