i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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