Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Randomize
