Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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