What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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