Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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