Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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