White coat. Heels.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize