That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i think i have two assholes
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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