ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
im drinking this country out of the recession.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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