i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
