What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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