wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
