butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Randomize
