You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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