butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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