is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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