She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
