I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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