all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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