The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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