new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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