you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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