did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Sponge bath it is.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Randomize