Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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