windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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