I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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