thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Vodka?
Forever.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
