Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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