If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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