Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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