when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
