You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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