bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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