I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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