i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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