what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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