I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize