I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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